I was walking outside my building and i see one of the girls who lives on my floor. ive seen her before and just said hi on the elevator once. but i see her waiting in the lobby so i go in for another poon quest.
Me: hey how are you doing on this glorious day?
Her: I'm doing well, very nice day huh?
Me: Yeah def. I love the sunshine
Me: Speaking of sunshine, what's your name cutie pie?
Her: *she blushes* Im jessica and yours?
Me: My name is johnny (i can't give her my nickname aka **)
Me: So i think you live on my floor
Her: Yup ive seen you around
So i figure its enough of this small talk...
Me: So you like star wars?
Her: yeah, actually im a big fan *she kinda gives me a weird look*
Me: im new to the area.There is a marathon but my tv is broken. Would you mind if I came over and watched an episode or two? ** i cross my fingers**
Her: umm sure yeah..be over at 8pm
So im getting excited with my mind running wild of piitb of this vixen. So I show up at her apt.
Me: Hey, long time no see stranger
Her: haha, so the marathon is about to begin
Me: Oh wonderful
Her: Ok whats spike's channel?
Me: Do you mind if i use your DSL before we start watching?
Her: sure one sec ill go get my laptop
SO UNFORTUNATELY FOR THIS GIRL SHE SAID I COULD USE HER DSL. SO SHE COMES BACK INTO THE ROOM AND GETS NICE AND CLOSE TO ME WITH HER LAPTOP.
OUT OF NOWHERE I LIFT UP MY SHIRT TO REVEAL MY LARGE BONER AND GRAB HER HEAD AND PUSH IT ON TOP OF MY CAWK. SHE FLIPS OUT AND STARTS YELLING AND CRYING.
SO IM LIKE
ME: BITCH YOU SAID I COULD USE YOUR DSL
HER: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
ME: SILLY WOMAN DSL STANDS FOR D*CK SUCKING LIPS
HER: WHAT? YOUR A PERV GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
ME: EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IT STANDS FOR...LATER YA HO
SO I GOT CLOSER THIS TIME